The 123FOURS at The Mercantile Dame Street

This band blew me away, they are a punk covers band featuring lads from RTE Television and a lad that used to be in an old band called The Moondogs.  The lads from RTE consist of Colin Murphy (The Panel, Harp Advertisements, Blizzard of Odd)-Guitar, Dermot Whelan (Republic of Telly, 98FM)-Drums, John Colleary (Naked Camera, Savage Eye)-Guitar/Vocals and Jackie Hamilton (The Moondogs)-Bass/Vocals.  They kicked off the set with one of my personal favourites Blitzkrieg Bop and from that point on I knew I was gonna like these, they nailed it and done a couple more Ramones tunes after that, all spot on.  Then what happens? They play Male Model by the truly GREAT Undertones.  I was loving it! Every song they played was a classic from The Buzzcocks to Ten Pole Tudor and I was really surprised to hear Rancid-Time Bomb in there, fuckin icing on the cake so it was.  They even done theyre own rendition of Psycho Killer by Talking Heads which was fanfuckintastic if I may say so myself.  They had The Clash in there and everything.  All in all, I would defo go and see them again and if that wasn't enough they finished with a fuckin classic also Sheena is a Punk Rocker, that was a perfect way to end the night, brilliant stuff altogether.  All class musicians, didn't know what to expect when I heard about this gig but they pulled it off big shtyle!!!   CLASS!!!!

Word of the day GIMP!

Right, this is a word i use a lot and its used in the term like, hes a fuckin gimp as in a fuckin eejit but this word also has another meaning.  I take it you've seen pulp fiction and if you havent, you may aswell get back under that rock you've been living under for the last while.  Theres a frienldy little chap that lives in a treasure chest in that film called the gimp, dressed from head to toe in leather, leather clad even.  But he is very creepy, anyway, he is a GIMP and thats my word of the day GIMP! Some one told me before that them type of gimps, the leather ones, is spelt, GMP and it stands for General Male Prostitute, I dunno how true that is, but its fuckin hilarious!

Tucher Lager from Aldi

Now my pedigree chums, today I will be exchanging my opinions with you on a lager straight outta aldi called Tucher and its not pleasant!  Right, were do I start with this stuff.  I bought two bottles of this here lager last saturday and was deceived when i got home, right, you no that saying never judge a book by its cover, well the same thing goes for this piss, the bottle looks nice but a bit too nice.  I cracked on of these whilst watching a film, i thought i'd sit back and relax with this bottle of lager, i took one sip and my face went from excited to mortified for fucks sake.  I felt like i had taken a shit with my trousers on. I felt like I had been stabbed in the back courtesy of aldi.  It really an unpleasant taste fuck me it was rank.  Look, I drank both of them in the end, when i say drank i mean force fed them to myself in about 4 hours, by that time you should have at least 4 cans down your throat hole.  They come in 500ml bottles and 5.3% but come guys, stick to what you know, they have a fine choice of beers, saint etienne, galahad and the finest lowenstein but if you anyone ever offers you a tucher throw it in their face and tell them to fuck off, its a fuckin disgrace! I give tucher lager a bit fat 0 out of 5 coz its pure piss in a bottle and its muck.  Tatty bye now!!!

Word of the day: BARSE

Well here we are another day and another word and today I've chosen the word BARSE.  Now, for those of you who don't know what this is let me enlighten you, its that spot between you balls and your arse hense the name BARSE Balls ARSE, you get it.  It also comes under other references such as GRUNDLE, SMELLBRIDGE and BIFKIN, oh yeah!

Tram Co Rathmines (outside on a saturday night/morning)

Well well, jaysus man, this is getting ridiculous, every saturday night walking home theres always a melee aka fisticuffs going on outside the kip.  Last night for instance 2 lads lumping the heads off each other, you could hear the sounds thwack and smack ringing through the cold streets of rathmines.  I'm telling ya now, they should do something about it and the bouncers are puny little fuckers aswell because one week I seen one of them getting decked, it was good to see but seriously, that place is a fucking kip!  Its over sized muscle bound fuckers who can't handle the oul gargle and then getting into scraps with people, if you were to walk by the fight you would be on the receiving end of a right hook, ah fuck this place anyway, i've never been in the place and never intend on going in now, bye bye!

Tesco Rathmines (skangers hanging around in the place)

Well, where the fuck do I start here, everytime I go down to Tesco in Rathmines to pick up say, my breakfast, lunch or dinner, thats what colin farrell said about someones gee in a certain video but anyway back to the story at gland I mean hand sorry about that, right, theres always a skanger in some shape or form acting the bollocks hanging around in tesco.  Come on lads of all places to hang around they choose tesco rathmines for fuck sake, theres a nice park around the corner called belgrave, go around there the fuck.  Sometimes when you go to the biscuit or crisp isle theres a fuckin rave going on with cunts playing music off theyre phones, stupid fucks!  Theres always half eaten packets of crisps and bars aswell so theyre obviously having a little party for themselves aswell, if I was to go in with a gang of my mates blairing punk or ska and eating all sorts of snack treats theyd tell us to get the fuck out but they never say anything to the skangers, ah well, fuck the lot of them!  Theres always junkie oulwan's hanging around aswell so beware of the shithole that is tesco!

Word of the day FRENULUM!

Well hello there, its been a long time and people have been asking me to post up new material, well this word of the day thing is an idea one of my best mates told me to do, so i'm gunna! Here we go, my word of the day is FRENULUM, are you wondering what this is or do you already know, well let me tell ya, the frenulum is the piece of skin that attach's the foreskin to the penis also know as the BANJO STRING or LITTLE BRIDLE, haahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good stuff!