Sunday, January 23, 2011
Well here we are another day and another word and today I've chosen the word BARSE. Now, for those of you who don't know what this is let me enlighten you, its that spot between you balls and your arse hense the name BARSE Balls ARSE, you get it. It also comes under other references such as GRUNDLE, SMELLBRIDGE and BIFKIN, oh yeah!
Well well, jaysus man, this is getting ridiculous, every saturday night walking home theres always a melee aka fisticuffs going on outside the kip. Last night for instance 2 lads lumping the heads off each other, you could hear the sounds thwack and smack ringing through the cold streets of rathmines. I'm telling ya now, they should do something about it and the bouncers are puny little fuckers aswell because one week I seen one of them getting decked, it was good to see but seriously, that place is a fucking kip! Its over sized muscle bound fuckers who can't handle the oul gargle and then getting into scraps with people, if you were to walk by the fight you would be on the receiving end of a right hook, ah fuck this place anyway, i've never been in the place and never intend on going in now, bye bye!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Well, where the fuck do I start here, everytime I go down to Tesco in Rathmines to pick up say, my breakfast, lunch or dinner, thats what colin farrell said about someones gee in a certain video but anyway back to the story at gland I mean hand sorry about that, right, theres always a skanger in some shape or form acting the bollocks hanging around in tesco. Come on lads of all places to hang around they choose tesco rathmines for fuck sake, theres a nice park around the corner called belgrave, go around there the fuck. Sometimes when you go to the biscuit or crisp isle theres a fuckin rave going on with cunts playing music off theyre phones, stupid fucks! Theres always half eaten packets of crisps and bars aswell so theyre obviously having a little party for themselves aswell, if I was to go in with a gang of my mates blairing punk or ska and eating all sorts of snack treats theyd tell us to get the fuck out but they never say anything to the skangers, ah well, fuck the lot of them! Theres always junkie oulwan's hanging around aswell so beware of the shithole that is tesco!
Well hello there, its been a long time and people have been asking me to post up new material, well this word of the day thing is an idea one of my best mates told me to do, so i'm gunna! Here we go, my word of the day is FRENULUM, are you wondering what this is or do you already know, well let me tell ya, the frenulum is the piece of skin that attach's the foreskin to the penis also know as the BANJO STRING or LITTLE BRIDLE, haahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good stuff!