Thursday, November 6, 2014

Lyons Coffee

Well hello again my pedigree chums and welcome to another review, now this one isn't pretty at all at all!  Lyons make coffee? you say, yes they do, I didn't know this until I picked it up in Dealz one sunday afternoon.  I couldn't wait to get home and have a cup of this caffeine type drink.  I cracked open the jar, dug the spoon in and took one heaped spoonful of this.  I then poured in the water, the smell, I was saying what the fuck, it smelt like OXO, no word of a lie, it was rotten.  I said to myself, ah fuck it, ill put in the milk and have a sip and see what happens.  I done that, I took a sip and fuck me, my tastebuds were saying to me "WHY, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US"! This was fucking torture.  I thought because LYONS make a nice TEA, which they certainly do and the shitty adverts tell ya so that they would make a nice coffee, well fuck no they dont! Do not and I mean, DO NOT buy this coffee! Its actually WORSE than TESCO VALUE coffee which is one of the RANKEST coffees I have ever drank.  Its complete DURT!  Let me describe the taste, em, em, em, FUCKING MANKY! DO NOT BUY OR TRY THIS, YOU WILL REGRET IT! G'day!

Friday, October 31, 2014

Clonmel 1650 Lager

Wellety wellety fuckin well. Like Chevy I'm gonna cut right to the Chase, see what I done there, ah yeah. This stuff is fucking deliciously tasty, holy fuck, the first sip and my taste buds were saying to each other "I think we've made a new friend here"! Nice and smooth and goes down a fuckin treat let me tell ya. Not sure of the alcohol content, who gives a fuck, this is a tasty fuckin drink, ive only ever seen this in one pub and I had to try it, I just had to try it. I was not disappointed, oh no! Next time ya see me I the boozer, mines a clonmel 1650, haha! This lager gets 10 out of 5.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Sweeneys Bar, Dame Street

Well, well, where do I start with this fucking kip!  Played several gigs here and was always a fucking manky place to play in.  The place is full of hipster motherfuckers with sticks up their arses looking at ya as if you have 20 heads, kinda like saying, what are you doing in my pub? I DONT WANNA BE HERE, ITS A SHITHOLE!!!!!  Anyway back to this shitkip!  Theres two particular bar staff in there that are complete fucking cunts!  Anytime theres a gig on in the KIP the sound engineer keeps fucking disappearing, what the fuck is he doing, gone to pound the parson, flog the dolphin, choke the chicken, pull the pork, YA GET MY FUCKING DRIFT!  They also had THE STRYPES play in this kip, that says it all really coz they cater for the wankers that go there! SHITHOLE! I wont be going back I tell ya!

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Galway Bay Table Beer from The Black Sheep Capel Street

Its been a while since I updated this but I just had to tell people about this one, fuck yes.  Well hello there.  Was in the Black Sheep a few weeks back and didnt know what to be drinking because they only sell craft beers which isn't a bad thing if you find the right one.  I got a pint of this stuff called Galway Bay Table Beer, i thought it was a bit of a weird name but anyway, I took a sip of this gold coloured beer and fuck me, it was like there was a session in my mouth and everyone was invited, it was fuckin delish man.  I ended up drinking it for the night coz it was so nice.  Some of the craft beers taste a bit rank, they have quite the TWANG off them which can kinda make ya gag and ya dont wanna be doing that whilst out on the oul session.  I highly recommend this fine beer for your consumption, im sure there are other nice ones in there but this is my weapon of choice if i ever go back there so horse it into ya cynthia.  Good day!